COOL FOR
SCHOOL?
Offensive tees can be hillarious when executed properly. That means
the right person wearing it at the right time and place. What is
the right place for offensive t-shirts? School you say? You've gone
mad! Most offensive t-shirts definitely can't be worn to school.
You don't wanna piss a teacher off on a bad day, and some tees
could probably get you expelled. Here's proof:
Kill
Yourself
C'mon, what kind of message is this t-shirt advocating to kids? We
now have something else to point to as the blame for any kid who
decides to kill himself because he thought it would make him cool.
Really, this shouldn't be worn to school at all, especially after
the whole Jena 6 controversy. You might get a bunch of stares by
wearing this t-shirt to school but most likely you'll get a lot of
people pissed off.
I'm the White Man Whose Been Keeping You Down
Oh, so you're the white man who's been keeping me down. Who woulda
guessed? This shirt is great for all the white supremacists out
there, but if you wear this t-shirt in any school with African
American students and or teachers, don't be surprised if you get
jumped after school or something. But then again, it's just a
t-shirt.
2 Drinks Away From Girl on Girl Action
Between the two drinks and the girl on girl action, I'm not sure
which is more inappropriate for school. You'd have to be a big
party animal to wear this one in the first place. Save it for party
time! But remember kids: "Teen drinking is very bad."
Still a Virgin? I Can Help!
This shirt is pretty funny. For any of you studs out there trying
to pick up the ladies on campus, you may wanna try this line. It
just might work...towards getting you a firm slap to the face by
some hot chick. This tee isn't offensive per se, but sex and school
just don't mix unless we're talkin' sex education.
Hung Like a Horse
Word of advice: Don't take this to school with you. Nobody really
gives a hoot that you're hung like a horse and nobody who actually
is hung like a horse would need to announce it to the world with a
t-shirt. And again, the noose image is definitely gonna wreak havoc
after the Jena 6 situation. Definitely a no no.

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